my phone's inbox was so full already so i decided to share some funny messages with you... if you know bisaya and tagalog dialects surely you will appreciate these funny thoughts.
“ Ang PUSO maraming Laman, may dugo, may ugat, may muscle, at marami pang iba. Pero
lam mo ba kung anong laman ng puso ko?
SIYEMPRE YUN DIN.
Alangan naman ikaw! Kasigo ka? Ha? Kasigo ka?
Haha!! Di mag strong!
*****
Ex-lovers nagtagbo
Girl: asa ka gikan?
Boy: sa menterryo…
Girl: kinsa man imo gibisita?
Boy: gibsita nako ang namatay natong kagahapo…
DAGKUTEEEE!
Haha.. human na jud ang kalag kalag
*****
A VERY SAD STORY:
Dalawang pipi na magsyota nagtatalo…
Gf:
Bf:
Gf:
Bf:
Gf:
Bf:
How sad L
Break na sila..
Hahaha! Grabe ka peaceful sa ilahang conversation…
*****
Teacher: kung sino makasagot sa tanong ko, maari nang umuwi.
Juan: (tinapon ang bag sa labas)
Teacher: SINO YUN?!
Juan: AKO po ma’am Bye!
Hehe!
*****
*****
Hindi baling nagkahiwalayan kayo
Basta nagkatikiman naman kayo…
Nang tunay na PAGMAMAHALAN .. J
*****
Boy: ABC
Girl: hun?!
Boy: Always be careful
Girl: Ahhh. And den??
Boy: DEFG
----Don’t ever forget girl
Girl: forget that?
Boy: I’m IH?
----happy in love
Girl: so?
Boy: JKLM
----just keep loving me
Girl: so how about?
NOPQRSTUVWXYZ???
Boy: (nag-isip)
No
Other
Person
Quite
Reasonable
Shall
Treat
U
Well
Xcet me,
You’ll
Zee!! :P
Bilib ka noh?
Hehe..
*****
Kung naa?
-DEADMA!
Kung wala?
-PANGITAON!
Kung nagtan-aw?
-LIKAY2x!
Kung wala kabantay?
-HALA TUTOK JUD!
Kung duolon?
-ULAW2x!
Kung mo hawa?
-MAHAY2x!
Hahai GUGMA perting DRAMAHA!
Ang nagbasa pwerting igo-a!
Hasta pud ang nagpasa..
Hala? Daghan na ta: heheh
*****
It’s funny when you look at each other
And then suddenly,
You don’t know…
.why both of you are smiling :)
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